Goebel Gone Global

memejacker:

i will construct an entire mythology around why its called “corn” and not “maize” this is such an important issue

It really is. “Maize” was what white settlers called it. The Natives referred to the vegetable as “corn”, Damn whities decided that “corn” was a more badass name for the shit and jacked it - inventing a false narrative that the Natives used the word “maize” that’s stuck around in our collective consciousness ever since.

Fucking white people.

anarcheluxemburg:

I can’t believe Yahoo is going to delete every blog that makes posts like this

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via memejacker)

karxistleninistxxx:

(Source: anotherpb, via basedsushigoat)