Goebel Gone Global

katiecammm:

I DONT REMEMBER UNFOLLOWING YOU, WHY DID THAT HAPPEN? D:

Anyways!
You come off as very clever and intelligent, and your blog is a breath of fresh air for me. You really care about what’s happening in the world, and you aren’t afraid to voice your opinions on things. We share a love for books, which seems to be getting pretty rare nowadays. 

I love your blog title, btw. I enjoy puns/alliteration, and the fact that it’s based off of your name is awesome.

The few times that we’ve chatted, you’ve been really sweet, and I think we should talk more

The feeling of being appreciated is a very nice one. :D

Thank you for your kind words and for taking interest in what I write. I agree that we should talk more; If you have a facebook you ought to add me, the link can be found on my blog. :D

*EDIT* Oh, and it probably happened during my 1 month hiatus from Tumblr. I got involved in some drama that consumed pretty much all of my free time, basically. XD

bethaaniieee:

It is ok to drown everyone in the world when…

…when there is so much evil in the world and so much death that God had no choice but to send a flood because everyone was hurting themselves and others because they had completely turned from God. Except for Noah, who put his faith in God.

Congratulations, you have shattered my hopes for humanity with your vile and decrepit bullshit; This might just be the most vile, putrid, revolting, disgusting thing that I have ever read; To the point that I felt the need to describe it using four words of exactly the same meaning as to emphasize how fucking vulgar what you said is.

So people had turned against God. But wait, God gave them the ability to do that didn’t he? That’s why he created free will. Not to mention that he could have easily shown people that he existed or the benefits of worshiping him and most would be convinced. But oh wait, that’s right, you would think that that violates free will, wouldn’t you? For that is the free will that most Christians preach: If God gives you evidence for his existence and goodness and still doesn’t force you to believe in him or worship him that somehow violates free will yet it somehow doesn’t if one action has an added consequence of certain death and/or eternal torture.

Let’s say two businesses start up at the same time. One sends out workers to inform people about their business and product/service; The other sends workers out with guns to force people to buy their product/service. Which interferes more with free will? And I get that the analogy isn’t perfect, no analogy is and I HATE with a passion when people’s arguments are entirely based on analogy (I think people that do that are wankers, essentially) precisely for that reason. I’m simply using this to further emphasize the point that I already made.

In short, your God could have easily turned people’s opinions around by showing them the truth and instead decided to kill about 99.999% of life on this planet. He’s kind of an evil bastard now isn’t it? Yeah, he just seems like kind of an all powerful malevolent dick.

It is ok to burn your daughter alive when…

…its not. The Jews did it as a custom and God told them not to.

OOoooooo. Sorry, that is not the correct answer. The correct answer is that if you are a priest and your daughter becomes a prostitute. 

“‘If a priest’s daughter defiles herself by becoming a prostitute, she disgraces her father; she must be burned in the fire. - Leviticus 21:9

It is ok to persecute homosexuals when…

…when God said in the bible that a man was made for a women and a women for a man. It’s the way we were made and you’re not supposed to go against the way God made us. If you choose to follow the path God said not to go on, you get to suffer the consequences. 

I was looking for the line about stoning homosexual men who fuck, but this is also acceptable I suppose, and just about as disgusting.

Yes, God will set things up in a way so that you are attracted to the wrong gender and then if you act on those impulses that he himself gave you he’ll send you to hell and torture you forever for going against the way that he made you after having his followers persecute you on earth. What a cheeky little bastard this God fellow is. I’d very much like his autograph; He’s like the prerequisite to Dennis The Menace, isn’t it?

It is ok to cut off a woman’s hand against her will when…

…when she is doing terrible things like cheating on her husband. Which is what she did so she got her hand cut off. It was against God.

Yep, seems perfectly reasonable to me. Cheat on your husband, get your hands chopped off. For once something you say isn’t totally vile and disgusting. Great job on this one. I’m all with you. And when a woman is raped she has to marry her rapist *Deuteronomy 22:28-29*; Common sense stuff right here.

It is ok to rape a woman when…

…ok it doesn’t say that someone was raped in the Bible on God’s will. If there is a story about someone being raped, it was against God’s will. It is not okay to rape.

Incorrect. It is okay to rape the spoils of war! :D *Judges 5:30*

Everything God does is for the good of man. He doesn’t do things just to annoy us or to hurt us. He will hurt us sometimes, but it’s only for our own good. We are punished when we deserve it.

(:

You know that whole hell thing; Being tortured for all eternity and what not? Well that’s for your own good.

This is the type of incoherent and completely vile garbage that I would expect to find if talking to an Iranian schoolgirl; So in short: fuck you.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D