On “Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day”, hundreds of thousands of people participated in giving a big middle finger to the LGBT community by purchasing chicken sandwiches in support of what they call “traditional marriage”. The liberal response has been to favour purchasing from pro-LGBT companies and some have even started organizing a “Starbucks Appreciation Day”. I think this ushers in a new era of American politics. No longer will we have to participate in strenuous activities such as marches or, even worse, endure the agony of a hungry strike. I look forward to the day when I can produce political change by pulling up to the McDonalds’ drive through and ordering a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke.
I was once told that I had a 102 degree fever. Does that count?
Okay, now let’s pretend I didn’t just make that joke.
Please stop suggesting that I buy J.K. Rowling’s new book