Goebel Gone Global

Don’t be straight. Straight is wrong. Straight is evil. Straightness is the primary cause of the propagation and continuation of suffering in this world. If we were to not reproduce, none would suffer. Straightness is the cause of all that is bad, all that is evil, in this world, and thus, if you are to be straight, you are to be corrupt, disgusting, and vile. Everything is better off without you straights. Nobody wants to be reminded of your disgusting self-proliferating existence. Fuck off, straighties.